Eric, by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett's Discworld Novels:

• To be the ruler of the ruler of the world

• To meet the most beautiful woman that ever existed

• To live forever

Eric believes Rincewind will be able to help him and is sorely disappointed when he realizes that the "demon" he summoned is an incompetent and impotent wizard who can do no such thing. However, due to the nature of the summoning that has brought Rincewind there, he is bound to attempt to fulfill the wishes of his summoner, Eric.

Much calamity ensues.

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